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Okay, I'll bite.

I've been looking for a new pair of oxfords in case I ever get called in for another interview, specifically some doc marten brogues.  And apparently there are a bunch of $0.04 shoes on amazon.  I'm not sure I believe it but here they are...

So I got two.  We'll see if they ever actually ship, or even exist.

Current beer-scale: a sad November 9.2