No, the dog did not get a hold of some newspaper while I was at work today. I rode home on newspaper, b/c I am a retard and didn't have a spare tube with me. It worked well enough. I wouldn't recommend it but I got home.

After a quick walk I was ready to yet again replace a tube. Awesome. I'm getting awfully sick of the bike on it's saddle.

Current beer-scale: 6.4