Okay, I'll bite.
I've been looking for a new pair of oxfords in case I ever get called in for another interview, specifically some doc marten brogues. And apparently there are a bunch of $0.04 shoes on amazon. I'm not sure I believe it but here they are...
So I got two. We'll see if they ever actually ship, or even exist.
Current beer-scale: a sad November 9.2