If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
No, actually, if you run into assholes all day you're just on your bike too long. Get off the path, get off the streets, and take some time out of the saddle. I think I need to follow my own advice on this, but fuck it, I'm riding to the liquor store on my day off Monday.
Current beer-scale: 9.4