So I went to take the boy to daycare this morning to find the gate to our yard open and the garage door open as well. Not liking that, I handed him off and went to check it out. Turns out my madone was gone, and so was the wife's mountain bike.
Let me just say a big FUCK YOU to whomever took them. It's not going to help if I get overly worked up, and things could've been much worse, but if you steal a bike you deserve horrible things in the afterlife.
Current beer-scale: 9.7